“Senjougahara Fascination,” my assPosted: August 15, 2009
It seems that a certain not-very-magical-or-scientific sadist with crabs has become the woman of every aniblogger’s dreams.
A post by 53RG10 says it all:
Basically, “Senjougahara Fascination” is a movement by us AWESOME people who believe Senjougahara Hitagi of SHAFTed anime Bakemonogatari is an easy candidate, if not THE ONLY candidate, for “Anime Girl of the Year” !
In layman’s terms:
Basically, “Senjougahara Fascination” is a movement by us LOSERS who weren’t worthy enough of liking Mikoto Misaka to pretend to be hip and awesome.
Bakemonogatari is, in essence, an anime that tries to stuff as much as possible into as small a space as possible. Hell, fanboys are even lengthening Ararararararagi’s name to try and match the fifty-three-character-long name that Senjougahararararara has.
Why “Senjougahara Fascination” fails:
- Mio was better. That’s saying a lot.
- Favoring Senjougahara over two loli characters is fail.
- Needs more Mikoto.
- Senjougahara is not a loli.
- Senjougahara can’t control electricity.
- Senjougahara doesn’t have blue-green hair.
- sjghr needs a shorter name.
Who would give up weightlessness (also called “awesome ability of coolness”) for painful memories? I sure wouldn’t. It’d be like giving up the ability to fly to remember Shin showing me which gender he/she is.
Of course, that’s only a hypothetical situation.
And “fascination”? Feh.
Fangirls are “fascinated” by Teito Klein’s bromance with stereotypical childhood friend #2.
Fanboys are “fascinated” by Teito Klein baring his chest.
Real men are not “fascinated.” We are “awed.” As in “I am awed by Roy Mustang’s display of unbridled GAR in episode 19 of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.”
Note: “Brotherhood” is a manly way of saying “yaoi shota incest.”
The rest of this post will be sexy pictures of characters obviously better than sjghr, because sexy pictures are always good.
Pulling somewhat of a Shin-Artefact combo here.