K-ON! 04: RitsuPosted: April 27, 2009
God damn it. I’ve never before switched my girl-of-choice in any anime (Kagamin came close, but I still prefer Konata), but Ritsu >>>> everybody else here.
Now I’m no expert like animekritik (and that’s obviously why I’m linking to his incredibly detailed post instead of making at least a semi-intelligible post myself), but I have been shown the light.
This post will be split up into two sections: one showing why Ritsu is better than Yui, one showing why Ritsu is better than Tsumugi and that other one.
RITSU > YUI
Ritsu’s the one who takes the lead here!
Being a moeblob, my ex-waifu cannot think on her own and can only nod in agreement with Ritsu’s magnificent ideas.
Obviously, a testament to Ritsu’s beauty.
While Yui is off in the background doing her forced-moe/Kana-mouth shot, Ritsu’s in the front being awesome.
They both have hair accessories.
But WHO ditches it just because of a little water?
What a loser, that Yui.
And before you go off telling me that Ritsu isn’t wearing her hairband…
I’d take a camisole over a baggy shirt any day.
RITSU > TSUMUGI/MIO
Obviously, Ritsu isn’t as rich as Tsumugi… but that has its benefits. Rich girl is getting fat from eating all those sweets while Ritsu still maintains a slim figure.
Mio’s a hypocrite, by the way.
Look at that fat stomach, those bulging legs, that corpulent chest!
(cue SanCon ref): She’s about as fat as Aya Hirano!
Yui’s got some fat around her sweets-storing place as well.
And then there’s the swimsuits.
Plain white and plain black? Pfft.
Little frills and ribbons make Yui a walking moe billboard.
There’s only one girl here who’s got a swimsuit that ain’t too simple and ain’t too OBVIOUS MOEBLOB, and that’s Ritsu. Stripes are a plus.
You may claim that Mio and Mugi have the breasts to back up your support of one of them, and you may say that Yui’s got the lack of breasts to back up your love for her, but guess what? Ritsu’s got the best chest here.
Why else would her boobs have such heavy shading when she’s just “another flat-chested character like Yui?” This is saying “Ritsu’s got more than Yui, but not as much as those two fat ones with their monstrous dangos.”
This screenshot says “RITSU IS THE BEST” all over it.
I’m tellin’ ya, Ritsu is the one who made Mio.
If it hadn’t been for Ritsu and her imaginative… imagination, Mio fanservice would not have existed in this episode, period.
I’m pretty sure that the only Mio fanservice that Mio herself delivers are her swimsuit scenes. And Ritsu’s striped two-piece is obviously far superior to that black thing. Swimsuits don’t need bows.
Oh wait. Wasn’t it Ritsu who caused the camera to zoom in on Mio’s chest?
Wasn’t it Ritsu who wanted to go to the beach while her lackey put up a futile attempt to stay behind and practice?
Who likes badly-drawn-eye-and-nose girl anyway?
Other areas of interest in episode 4
I have T-Mobile, and it ain’t that good.
Time for you to realize that your hair will never be as insanely huge as Mashiro’s!
Damn it, Yui! You’re always in the way!
Speaking of “in the way”…
EXCUSE ME, your face is blocking half the screen!
Other random thoughts on this episode:
- Forced fanservice.
- Ritsu > those three insignificant characters.
- Not a bad beach/vacation/training camp episode.
- Mugi’s vacation home is reminiscent of Chiyo-chan’s vacation home.
- Ritsu has awesome hair.