Second Year Running
Posted: May 5, 2012 Filed under: Meta-ish, Shit 13 Comments »
Awarded to me yesterday
Thanks for voting for me once again. 2010 was barely a competition, and we easily beat that no-name kuroihito oshirikaze whatever blog. What a scrub. Why did they even let such an unpopular blog into the tournament?
This year, I expected to see some tough competition from Sea Slugs Anime Blog, but with J159 out of the picture, there was no stopping the flomu juggernaut. Scamp tried desperately to blow up some vote rigging scandal with CSW! in the hopes that his own cheating scheme would get by unseen, but my rampant popularity stopped that plot before it got out of hand. In fact, I was so popular that he and all his partners in crime decided to vote for me as well.
Defending the title
But flomu, how come somebody voted against you?
I’m going to smash their skull in!
Well, I wasn’t going to be a bad sport, so I decided to give them my pity vote. Besides, landslide victories aren’t my favorite, even though I always somehow achieve them.
Though I would have liked it if the tournament had been at least minutely challenging. Another boring year of beating down noob bloggers. sigh…
Scamp gives up.
I appreciate Scamp’s support of my blog, but I think that finally drove the nail into the camel’s back. When the event host himself supports a specific blog and shuts down the tournament so that the other blogs in the tourney don’t have to go through the shame of losing, it seems a little bad. I mean, it’s not like I wanted to win, but I just can’t help myself. Jeez guys, you’re embarrassing me…
Vote for your own blogs for once!
This post was full of criticism, but that’s just because I wanted to save the best for last. I’d like to thank each and every one of you who voted for me in this tournament. Without you, I would have never been able to come so far and accomplish so much. Thank you.
I’m not sure if I’ve said this before, but you rock. <3
Thanks, 6 months + 1 week old blogger!
Awww, sweetie pie
Dang, you already won? I was starting to feel the tourney had gone on too long, so glad to hear you’ve succeeded once more. Will you now use your aniblog prestige to launch a Kickstarter for a Nichijou movie, I wonder…
It’s in the works.
You won only because I let you.
Because let’s face it trzr23 > flomu > a gazillion other things > nichijou
OH YES I JUST SAID THAT
You won only because I let you.
Because let’s face it mushyrulez’s team of 9000 rampant fanboys > scamp
OH YES I JUST SAID THAT
p.s. we have so many fanboys because we’re super popular. now we’re going to spam your blog so hard you’ll be wishing you were dead
I didn’t know you blogged for Chocolate Syrupy Waffles!
Oh, it’s good to see you in action. I like your blog so much, I let an old lady cross the street without assistance because I was too busy spamming the vote button on my smartphone.
Old ladies are spry and stuff anyway
Entertaining post as usual — and, you’re welcome.
Making unreal things real. You won the internets, flomu.
I won the internets last year, too. It’s getting kind of boring nowadays, owning everything and all…