Apparently, 50,000 hits is a watershed event for an anime blog, so here’s my semi-obligatory post
Posted: August 2, 2009 Filed under: Uncategorized 22 Comments »
Do you care to acknowledge the mistakes of your choice of favorite female character yet??
hi im fangzhao adn im a new bloggre yoroshiku???
^ This blog should have started like that.
Well, it’s been some four and a half months since this blog came out of my ass, and I have finally managed to get a large enough e-peen to show off.
And on to some more obligatory stuff.
This is my 172nd post. That’s ten posts a day or something crazy like that. Recently, I’ve had less and less to blog about, due to my determination not to watch any airing shows except Zan Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei until GA gets subbed. But I guess this has lead to an increase in not-very-shitty posts (as opposed to ULTIMATE SHITTY EPISODIC POSTER LOLZ), otherwise known as editorials, that have garnered a number of comments that I can barely count to.
At the moment of my typing this (obviously not the moment that this post gets out), 1431 comments have been made on this blog. If you subtract all 1430 of my own comments, you get one comment FROM SOMEBODY WHO’S NOT ME. To me, this is an incredible achievement. It means that somebody cared enough to actually comment on this blog.
I like to subliminally emphasize things to make my blog look like it’s cool. Wait, am I actually typing this down? I thought this was just in my hea-
My place in the aniblogosphere is somewhere between the rank of “emperor” and “god.” I’m sure that every anime blogger has visited my blog and stared in awe at the raw awesomeness that lay before them.
And some actual statistics:
My top post (by hits) is “It’s the Red Hair, Honest!” with a total of 4,345 views.
A very close second is “Summer 2009 looks awesome” with 1,732 views.
The most-commented post is “Shakugan no Shana III” with 30 comments, showing that shitty news posts with awesome header pictures always get people’s attention.
But personally, my favorite post is “On how I rate anime,” in which I poured out my heartfelt feelings about the intensely difficult process of rating anime and which most of you did not read because the title looked stupid.
Desired output: More hits => Correct input: A BUNCH OF CRAP IN THIS POST
And instead of posting lots of cool pictures that you will most definitely enjoy and lol at, I’m here to present the blog-achievement-postual (annual:every year::blog-achievement-postual:______) fangzhao awards, where I hand out useless awards to anime, myself, anime characters, bloggers, blogs, and myself in a failed attempt to be innovative and cool during blog achievement posts.
Best anime: 07-Ghost
The touching and moving storyline, the touching and moving characters, the touching and moving yaoi, and more touching and moving things make this anime an instant classic that everybody should’ve seen by now.
Best cosplaye-
Best blog: Epic Win
No intentional joke or sarcasm here, I really like that blog.
In other news, it seems that I’ve been labeled as a pedo on Shin’s blog.
But obviously, this is totally false. This blog is all about sexy old men.
Best search term: sexy old men
Best seiyuu: Norio Wakamoto
*dokidoki*
By the way, it’s not a coincidence that this was placed after “best search term.”
Best edited picture that I never got to use in a post because I used the one with Ayu from Kanon instead: the one above
Here’s to 50 million more hits!
Congrats. It’s a super special awesome event? Can’t wait then. I have yet to hit such views or comments. I should troll more then.
Congratulations on 50K hits, Fangzhao 🙂
haha I like that animated gif – the girl has some priceless expressions 🙂
Yay for red hair! 🙂
Congratulations. 10 posts a day! Fuck.
Congratulations on this amazing milestone. I too am close to 50,000 (14 years ahead of schedule).
Here’s to more years of more hits and more posts with more comments!
Congratulations!
My blog is twice your age yet doesn’t even have half of your hits. orz
Currently with 226 posts in my blog, which 125 post of them are mine. Almost 3 months since I created it, and not even 1/5 of your hits has been reached. Well, we actually know why…
Congrats! I think your next goal should be to get a starring role in CCY’s game.
Don’t worry. I’m on the pedos blogroll of Shin’s blog. And I dont know if it’s a good thing or not..
Also, JIBUUUUUUN WOOOOO~! If you know what I mean..
pshh, u wud b totaly koolr if u got liek 1mill hitz.
Congrats on the 50k!
Just send Shin a message or comment if you wanna be moved. I used to be the closet pedo group but now I’m in the non-pedo group. Although in your case Shin probably has it right lol.
“172nd post, 10 posts a day somethingsomething”
Your math is a bit screwy no? :p
Also, I was gonna say “holy crap, so much posts” – but then I looked at my own post count, and it seems to be at 143 at the moment of me typing this, 144 in like 2 hours from now.
But either way Mr -ism sir, congrats on the 50k and such other numbers! :p
^_^
Apparently, this achievement which seemed so pointless even after I went and saw omisyth’s post on Grand Punk Railroad getting 50k hits is greater than I thought!
Thanks guys, and may we all suffer for many more moons of trolling and faggotry here at _____ism!
Your blog is lulz. Congrats.
The gif is priceless. If I wasn’t Mikoto-fan until now, now I am. Btw I have no idea what anime she is from~
Congratulations! My blog’s like 2 years older and yet I have only like 25k hits more… and much less comments!
Congrats and keep it up. o
Grats~ I found your blog only recently (thanks twitter) and enjoy reading it. 50k @ 4.5 months now I can see why. Keep it up!
Thanks again, you guys! 😀
Also, @Gargron: To Aru Majutsu no Index. I’m shocked that you don’t know that! D:<
Though honestly, that anime wasn't that good.
1431 comments?? are you counting spam?? Lol.
well, certainly I think you have some many visitors because of Mikoto… Now Eureka. ^^
lawl pedo
You know there actually is an Orange in the aniblogosphere?
Also congrats. E-peen time.
Congrats on hitting 50k posts Alex! Nice to see that ur blog has grown so much since its humble beginnings.
I’m late.
But grats @ you. `-`