Haruhi Season Two is a masterpiece and all you guys are losers

I’ve been hearing a lot of bad things about Haruhi season two.  As the biggest Haruhi fan in the world, I feel that it is naturally my duty to dispell these lies, myths, and lies.

Everybody’s going on and on and on about how Haruhi S2 is just the same episode over and over again.  Well, what’s wrong with repeating an episode a few times?  If you’re so stupid as to not see it yet, every episode is showing a new, clearer picture of the characters, and I really appreciate that in an anime.

Let’s look at Koizumi for example, since nobody would look at him otherwise.

In Endless Eight Part 1, Koizumi is a pretty cool guy. eh has his eyes open and doesn't afraid of anything.

An episode later, he's getting closer to Kyon.

And by this latest episode, he's finally come out of the closet!

Without repeating an episode over and over again, we would never notice subtel differences like these!  For all we know, had Endless Eight not happened, Koizumi might’ve just stayed as “character #5” forever!

And for your information, I watched Endless Eight Part Six before watching Endless Eight Part Five, and it was awesome.  Kyoto Animation is trying to make this as close to the original as possible by introducing an optionally non-chronological watching order!  Lots of people found that watching Haruhi season one in broadcast order was great, and some found chronological order to be better.  KyoAni is trying to incorporate both of these aspects, but you ungrateful losers are just whining about how unfair it is that you have to watch the awesomeness of Endless Eight over and over again.  You guys sicken me.

Taking a look at MAL…

People have rated this series a “1” without much, if any, evidence of it being less than a perfect anime.  Just because you losers decided to jump off the Haruhi bandwagon right when other people did doesn’t mean you’re cool, you know!  Only the true Haruhiists like me are anything near cool.

KyoAni trolling?  Hell no.  If anything, they’re making a work of art.
Haruhi season two is like one of Picasso’s paintings.  Ignorant fools who don’t know what it means just give up and call it bad, while intellectuals like me examine it while scratching our chins, pretending to be knowledgable.  We know what it means, and aren’t afraid to show it.

I should be crying too.  Crying for losing my faith in you guys.

Open your eyes, naive souls, and join me in the quest to reinstate Haruhiism!

19 Comments on “Haruhi Season Two is a masterpiece and all you guys are losers”

  1. Seinime says:


  2. fangzhao says:

    This post is what happens when I forget what I was actually going to post. But I don’t really care. I’ll leave the original post to the next “me.”

  3. BTA says:

    We have entered an endless recursion of blogging.

  4. omisyth says:


  5. simplybill says:

    Koizumi remains number 5.

    Oh wait! Why is this in the “OBVIOUS TROLL CATEGORY”? Damn!

  6. May says:

    I’m actually on your side, I’m appreciating this second season too ;P

  7. glothelegend says:

    Some people just don’t get how different each episode really is. I didn’t even notice that they were repeating until I read your post.

    • BTA says:

      Didn’t you know? They pronounce certain words differently each time. When you arrange the words in the correct order, they reveal a secret.

      I’m betting on KFC’s recipe, but some people think it’s gonna be something Haruhi related. Idiots.

  8. fangzhao says:

    Serious comment: Although I may dislike and post troll posts about Haruhi S2, I’m not prone to underrating series. It’s ranked at a 5/10 for me. That’s higher than K-ON!.

    Alternative comment: Kyon looks cuter with every passing episode.

  9. Dude, add sum tits to that first pic and you have a winner! And a bigger wiener! At the same time! Feelin’ me? :3

  10. npal says:

    Fail Crapuhi is fail. Move on with the next arc please.

  11. dokimasu says:

    I’m actually surprised that Haruhi Suzumiya 2 has a rating of 7.80 in MAL.

    • fangzhao says:

      And I’m surprised that Hetalia Axis Powers has a 8.08.

      No matter how crappy Endless Eight may be, I doubt it’s worse than Hetalia, which I hated from start to when I dropped it to three months after I decided to drop it.

  12. bgsm says:

    This blog post has merit and lol.
    Commended. /¯=w=

  13. Roy Mustang says:

    Yui is so awesome. Moeness that exceeds Card Captor Sakura’s. You can’t help but use her as your article eyecatch.

    Anyway, the director is clearly delusional. There’s been so much time and money spent on these episodes even though no one will ever buy them on DVD. I’m suprised they haven’t fired the guy like they did with the Kannagi Choco Cornet fellow.

    • fangzhao says:

      Yamamoto was clearly on drugs when he made that first episode of Lucky Star that I hate so much.

      Though he’s by far my favorite director for making Kannagi…

      P.S.: Yui sucks. D:<

      • Laharlt says:

        I liked the first episode of Lucky Star. It got me to watch the rest of the anime. As for the endless 8 arc of Haruhi, its pretty hard to defend. While you say its a work of art you provide little evidence as to why you think that way. The fact of the matter is that most people are finding the E8 to be boring because of long drawn out repetition. I don’t doubt this show will get better after the E8 arc is over but not many people like to watch 7+ episodes of almost the same thing.

        • fangzhao says:

          I’m actually trolling. Haruhi S2’s E8 arc sucks more than anybody could’ve expected.

          I’m looking forward to the Disappearance arc, though.

          But I really do hate that first episode of LS. Lucky Star was an incredible anime, but that first episode made me almost want to pass it up.

  14. Mike says:

    Kyon-kun denwa!

    _|–|o_ urz

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