{"id":85,"date":"2009-03-11T20:22:21","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T03:22:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=85"},"modified":"2009-03-11T20:22:21","modified_gmt":"2009-03-12T03:22:21","slug":"ajisen-ramen-are-you-serious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/03\/ajisen-ramen-are-you-serious\/","title":{"rendered":"Ajisen Ramen, are you serious?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So today has been the third consecutive time that I&#8217;ve gone to Ajisen Ramen only to get some crappy service.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The first time I tasted their bowl of fail soup was a few months ago, when we bought some of their shaved ice to go, and they didn&#8217;t put in the condensed milk.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay, what&#8217;s wrong with that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, disregarding the fact that their shaved ice tastes like&#8230; well, ice, when you don&#8217;t eat it with condensed milk&#8230; \u00a0When we phoned the place, a guy said something along the lines of &#8220;Next time, I&#8217;ll add some extra condensed milk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Serious asshole, right there.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>So the second time (a month ago?) we ate our food and, again, got some shaved ice to go.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, there were globs of condensed milk, and it tasted awesome&#8230; until I tasted some of those little jelly bits. \u00a0They were lonnnnng expired, and tasted like wine mixed with crap. \u00a0Very, very nasty stuff.<\/p>\n<p>So we called again, and they offered us a free shaved ice the next time.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>So we got our free shaved ice today, and I ordered two onigiri to go, along with the rest of the food.<\/p>\n<p>We got our food, the waitress ripped off the receipt attached to the bag (you know, most customers actually <em>want<\/em> that? &gt;__&gt;;), and we left after the person at the counter said that the order was complete.<\/p>\n<p>At home, I opened up the box, and there it was&#8230; a lone rice ball!<\/p>\n<p>So we called&#8230; <strong>again<\/strong>. \u00a0Apparently, we didn&#8217;t have the receipt&#8230; and NEITHER DID THEY! \u00a0GG.<\/p>\n<p>It turns out that the waitress simply put down the wrong order, and we weren&#8217;t charged extra&#8230; but Jesus, either I&#8217;m just extraordinarily unlucky, or the people at that place have some weird grudge against me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:right;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-86\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/42.gif?resize=100%2C100\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today has been the third consecutive time that I&#8217;ve gone to Ajisen Ramen only to get some crappy service.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2zM4X-1n","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}