{"id":609,"date":"2009-03-29T21:35:34","date_gmt":"2009-03-30T04:35:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=609"},"modified":"2009-03-29T21:35:34","modified_gmt":"2009-03-30T04:35:34","slug":"my-sleep-routine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/03\/my-sleep-routine\/","title":{"rendered":"My Sleep Routine"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nI’m not joking, it’s just like this.<\/p>\n

This post is also known as “How I get by on 3-5 hours of sleep\/night and still not fail hard.”<\/p>\n

There are three secrets to my failure<\/span> success:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Green Tea<\/li>\n
  2. Gum<\/li>\n
  3. Candy<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Indeed, I am the epitome of healthy eating and sleeping.
    \nYou could say that I am the very personification of nutrition.<\/p>\n

    \"\"<\/p>\n

    1. Green Tea<\/strong><\/p>\n

    I don’t drink that actual green tea stuff (ugh!), mind you.<\/p>\n

    It’s all SoBe and Arizona, baby!<\/p>\n

    \"\"<\/p>\n

    2. Gum<\/strong><\/p>\n

    I chew gum constantly.<\/p>\n

    I used to chew it to keep me awake, and somewhere along the line, I found myself chewing gum 24\/7.<\/p>\n

    But hey, it’s “good for your teeth,” right?<\/p>\n

    \"\"<\/p>\n

    3. Candy<\/strong><\/p>\n

    This title is inaccurate.<\/p>\n

    It should be “POCKY<\/strong><\/span> (and other things)<\/span>“.<\/p>\n

    Pocky is awesome. \u00a0Yup.<\/p>\n

    \u00a0<\/p>\n

    And if you follow these three easy steps, you’ll have no life either!<\/p>\n

    Woo hoo…<\/p>\n

    This would be a cathartic moment, but I’m too busy chewing gum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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