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FAIL-O-METER<\/span><\/strong>
\nThe fail present in this episode is equivalent to the size of New York City.<\/p>\n

\"Akikan<\/a>
\nGreat, now get a face. You too, worker dude.<\/p>\n

\"Akikan<\/a>
\nWHEN I GET GROPED, MY PUPILS TEND TO DRIFT AWAY<\/p>\n

\"Akikan<\/a>
\nEither that’s one crappy innuendo or it’s some badly drawn water.
\nOh, and since when does one’s right eye go over one’s hair?<\/p>\n

\"Akikan<\/a>
\nWhat, you mean the giraffe?<\/p>\n

\"Akikan<\/a>
\nSomething is just terribly wrong with this picture. >__>;<\/p>\n

\"Akikan<\/a>
\nUh, yeah. Whoops!<\/p>\n

\"Akikan<\/a>
\n“It was your eyes crossing when you looked at me, silly!”<\/p>\n

And, my favorite…
\n\"Akikan<\/a><\/p>\n

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. Just hold on a second.<\/p>\n

Let’s take a look at that horrific piece of junk again (click the picture for biggar):<\/p>\n

\"Akikan<\/a><\/p>\n

1<\/span>: What the hell is this? I know it’s supposed to be a hand, but it looks more like a weapon!<\/p>\n

2<\/span>: Why have their butts become FLAT? ?!?!\/1\/<\/p>\n

3<\/span>: STUBS for legs, now? HMMN.<\/p>\n

4<\/span>: There appears to be a fold in Melon’s skin. It’s on her thigh. Do folds appear there? No.<\/p>\n

5<\/span>: Either Yell just went through an amputation, or she’s the victim of some nasty<\/em> art.<\/p>\n

6<\/span>: What is this, a beaver tail?<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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