{"id":383,"date":"2009-03-24T00:57:59","date_gmt":"2009-03-24T07:57:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=383"},"modified":"2009-03-24T00:57:59","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T07:57:59","slug":"akikan-10-walking-through-solid-objects","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/03\/akikan-10-walking-through-solid-objects\/","title":{"rendered":"Akikan! 10: Walking Through Solid Objects"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">FAIL-O-METER<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\nHonestly, the worst episode of anime since&#8230; well, <em>Kurokami<\/em> 11 (which I watched yesterday, FYI). \u00a0The fail here is equivalent to the weight of <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">three elephants<\/span>\u00a0three thousand elephants combined.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-392\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/snapshot20090324000509.jpg?resize=500%2C280\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\" \/><br \/>\nOh wow, actually something close to art in Akika-<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-393\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/snapshot200903240006161.jpg?resize=500%2C280\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\" \/><br \/>\nI guess I spoke too soon&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll try not to bash any more on the art of this episode (there&#8217;s quite a lot of other things I want to bash, plus the art thing is getting redundant&#8230;), though when watching the episode, it&#8217;s obvious how bad the art is.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_394\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-394\" class=\"size-full wp-image-394\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/snapshot20090324000701.jpg?resize=450%2C252\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"252\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-394\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">BOTAN!!?!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>This episode had some clearly bad animation (hence the title, but I&#8217;ll get to that later), but it also sucked in just about everything an episode of anime can possibly suck in.<\/p>\n<p>First, we have the art. \u00a0Self explanatory.<\/p>\n<p>Next, we have the story.<br \/>\nSince when did an anime like <em>Akikan!<\/em> need a filler episode?<br \/>\nPlus that Yell fanservice was more like failservice. \u00a0A filler episode usually entails fanservice, but all I got was &#8230; *cringe*<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-395\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/snapshot20090324001041.jpg?resize=500%2C280\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\" \/><br \/>\nThird, we have the voice acting.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I almost never bash an anime on this, because I simply <strong>don&#8217;t notice<\/strong>.<br \/>\nBut I <em>can&#8217;t<\/em> not pay attention to the voice acting in <em>Akikan!<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Budoko&#8217;s voice normally sounds like chalk on a blackboard.<br \/>\nFor her to get so much screentime in an episode is hell.<\/p>\n<p>Yell&#8217;s voice in this episode is like a sledgehammer on a blackboard.<br \/>\nFor her to laugh like <strong>that<\/strong> ^ is both creepy and downright nasty, and for her to make weird cat noises is just as bad.<\/p>\n<p>My ears are bleeding.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-397\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/snapshot20090324001523.jpg?resize=500%2C280\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-396\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/snapshot20090324001528.jpg?resize=500%2C280\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\" \/><br \/>\n&#8220;Hey loser, why&#8217;d you put up two screenshots of the same thing?&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Well, they&#8217;re not the same thing.<\/p>\n<p>The same exact set of three books and a cushion (aka <em>reused frames<\/em>) appears twice as Yell is in digusting mode.<\/p>\n<p>Why? \u00a0&#8230;WHY????<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-398\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/snapshot20090324000017.jpg?resize=500%2C280\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\" \/><br \/>\nThank god I don&#8217;t have to see <a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/nose.png\">your<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/snapshot20090309170430.jpg\">mug<\/a> in this episode&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Finally, we have the animation. \u00a0Oh God.<\/p>\n<p>It seems to me that lack of effort or lazy animators are all the rage in anime&#8230;<br \/>\nEither that, or I&#8217;ve never noticed that walking through doors is a normal thing to do.<\/p>\n<p>Excuse my lack of GIF-making skills\/will to learn such skills&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-385\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/snapshot20090324000335.jpg?resize=500%2C280\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-386\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/snapshot20090324000338.jpg?resize=500%2C280\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-387\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/snapshot20090324000343.jpg?resize=500%2C280\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-388\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/snapshot20090324000348.jpg?resize=500%2C280\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-384\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/snapshot20090324000358.jpg?resize=500%2C280\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This all reminds me of a certain scene from Minami-ke&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-389\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/asleadquality1.gif?resize=265%2C149\" alt=\"\" width=\"265\" height=\"149\" \/><\/p>\n<p>HMMN.<\/p>\n<p>You know, I&#8217;ve nothing much more to say about this topic other than &#8220;Jesus, that&#8217;s some horrible quality&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Well, I do have <strong>one<\/strong> thing:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-390\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/12.jpg?resize=500%2C304\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"304\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FAIL-O-METER Honestly, the worst episode of anime since&#8230; well, Kurokami 11 (which I watched yesterday, FYI). \u00a0The fail here is equivalent to the weight of three elephants\u00a0three thousand elephants combined. 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