{"id":3052,"date":"2009-06-25T00:53:20","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T07:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=3052"},"modified":"2009-06-25T00:53:20","modified_gmt":"2009-06-25T07:53:20","slug":"on-how-i-rate-anime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/06\/on-how-i-rate-anime\/","title":{"rendered":"On how I rate anime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/to_aru_majutsu_no_index_misaka_ma.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3053\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/to_aru_majutsu_no_index_misaka_ma.gif?resize=500%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Obligatory random picture of Mikoto and\/or imouto.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Now if you haven&#8217;t seen the review format on MAL, here it is:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/mal-review.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3054\" title=\"Eureka Seven is teh awsumz.\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/mal-review.png?resize=500%2C370\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"370\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/mal-review.png\"><\/a>Yes, this is a post on how I <strong>rate<\/strong>, not on how I <strong>review<\/strong> anime (I&#8217;m saving that for a later post), but it&#8217;s basically the same here. \u00a0Those people over at MAL (Xyxil or something?) assume that as you rate\/review an anime, you rate it on Story, Art, Sound, Character, and Enjoyment before giving it a final Overall grade.<\/p>\n<p>Now this is all fine and dandy, but this is totally the opposite of how I rate anime. \u00a0This is some weird, systematic&#8230; system that forces you to take in every aspect of the anime before giving it a score.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t possibly be that objective.<\/p>\n<p>Because I believe that visuals are much more helpful than anything else, here&#8217;s a picture of what really contributes to my score for an anime (though of course, this is subject to change for every single anime):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/my-rating.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3055\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/my-rating.png?resize=500%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Take <em>Eureka Seven<\/em> for example. \u00a0I like the music, the art is pretty badly done in some parts, and although there is no tsundere character, Eureka is the next best thing. \u00a0My gut feeling tells me that Eureka Seven is a 10\/10. \u00a0Therefore nothing really matters except for my gut feeling and if there is a cute and\/or weird female character in the series.<\/p>\n<p>There are, of course, wild cards. \u00a0These include things like &#8220;how much slice-of-life is there?&#8221; and &#8220;is this a slice-of-life comedy?&#8221; and &#8220;is this slice-of-life?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In any case, I do not understand how people can think that so many anime can be considered &#8220;perfect&#8221; 10s. \u00a0Many MAL users do something like this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/1-to-10-1.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3059\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/1-to-10-1.png?resize=500%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When it&#8217;s obviously just to spike scores up. \u00a0I don&#8217;t understand why people don&#8217;t think that things like Isshoni Training are worth more than a 2 out of 10. \u00a0Is it that they&#8217;re too scared to give anything lower than a 9? \u00a0Bah.<\/p>\n<p>Though I complain about people claiming that every single anime can be rated a perfect 10, I&#8217;m not much better myself. \u00a0Due to the nature of my rating system, &#8220;gut feeling&#8221; takes anime like Kannagi and puts them onto pedestals to be worshiped.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/1-to-10-2.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3060\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/1-to-10-2.png?resize=500%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I try hard to make my group of &#8220;perfect&#8221; anime really small, though. \u00a0Out of the 130 some series I have finished or dropped, I have only given out seven 10s:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Mushishi<\/li>\n<li>Kannagi<\/li>\n<li>true tears<\/li>\n<li>ef &#8211; a tale of melodies<\/li>\n<li>Hayate no Gotoku!<\/li>\n<li>CLANNAD ~After Story~<\/li>\n<li>La Maison en Petits Cubes<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Of these seven anime, five of them were given automatic 10s out of my gut feeling. \u00a0Mushishi was given a ten because it&#8217;s just too damn good to be a mere &#8220;9,&#8221; and La Maison en Petits Cubes was given a ten based on its runtime handicap. \u00a0But whenever I feel like giving a 10, I resort to a second rating system, which considers things beyond my gut feeling:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Anticipation of newer episodes<\/li>\n<li>Something incredibly outstanding that&#8217;s almost specific to the anime<\/li>\n<li>Kannagi<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Now although I love Hatsukoi Limited and all, in my <a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/16\/on-how-i-categorize-anime\/\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;On how I categorize anime&#8221; post<\/a>, I placed it under category 3, the &#8220;I must be an idiot to put this off&#8221; category. \u00a0Basically that means that even as I type this now, I have no real motivation to go watch episode 11 of Hatsukoi, which has been gathering dust, dust bunnies, and more dust in my Anime folder for almost a week. \u00a0Since it has not interested me enough for me to go crazy if I can&#8217;t watch a new episode, Hatsukoi can&#8217;t get a 10 from me.<\/p>\n<p>Now I once thought that anime like Hatsukoi should deserve a 10 even if I don&#8217;t feel like watching another episode. \u00a0And then I watched Mushishi. \u00a0Foranime like Hatsukoi (well, the first half at least) and Mushishi that tell different stories with each episode, there&#8217;s an incredibly thick line between &#8220;awesome&#8221; and &#8220;masterpiece.&#8221; \u00a0Though each episode was separate, Mushishi drew me in, and made me thirst for new episodes with a thirst never before seen in regards to this type of anime.<\/p>\n<p>In the case of mecha\/action anime, I can&#8217;t count on &#8220;anticipation of newer episodes&#8221; to pull through. \u00a0The job of a mecha\/action show is to suck the viewer in so that he\/she wants to see the next episode so bad, he\/she doesn&#8217;t really care if <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">Suzaku turns out a shitty character<\/span> other aspects of the show are thoroughly trashed to the point of no return. \u00a0Maybe that&#8217;s why I have no mecha or action in my top seven.<\/p>\n<p>In regards to the second point&#8230; CLANNAD ~After Story~ certainly was not a perfect anime. \u00a0It had a very shitty and very predictable and very spoilered ending that made me question the meaning of life. \u00a0But that&#8217;s beside the point. \u00a0After Story had the most dramatic five or so episodes that I&#8217;ve ever seen. \u00a0Their level of drama and ability to induce tears transcended normal anime and entered the realm of godly anime.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3061\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/after-story.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3061\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3061\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/after-story.png?resize=500%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3061\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Artist&#39;s rendition of the situation.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Since this is a quality unmatched by any other anime that I&#8217;ve ever seen and because After Story was pretty damn good up until sudden snowfall\/ballsoflightfall came and failure set in, CLANNAD ~After Story~ received a ten.<\/p>\n<p>I think that&#8217;s enough with the perfect score topic. \u00a0Let&#8217;s move on to the rating of &#8220;2.&#8221; \u00a0This is probably the hardest score for me to give, even more so than the incredibly difficult decision of &#8220;9 or 8?&#8221; \u00a0This is because &#8220;2&#8221; signifies an anime that is merely horrible, extremely bad, and painful to watch. \u00a0A &#8220;3&#8221; is all that minus the painful part, and a &#8220;1&#8221; is all that plus an extra factor of &#8220;not designed with a goal of success in mind.&#8221; \u00a0 In other words, a &#8220;1&#8221; is given to an anime that I feel was designed to be one of the shittiest things ever shown to human beings, and succeeded in that aspect.<\/p>\n<p>So far, I have given only three anime the score of &#8220;2:&#8221;<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Hetalia Axis Powers<\/li>\n<li>True Tears DVD Specials<\/li>\n<li>Toradora SOS!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Let me begin at the bottom.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Toradora SOS!<\/strong> was undoubtedly painful to watch. \u00a0The second episode hasn&#8217;t been subbed in almost two months, and it&#8217;s only a few minutes long. \u00a0I can safely assume that fansubbing groups were hospitalized due to overexposure to failure. \u00a0I only pulled through the first episode because of my then-devotion to Minorin. \u00a0Yet even while my eyes throbbed from the failure rays emanating from the screen, I still knew that J.C.Staff hadn&#8217;t made the special to screw viewers over. \u00a0No. \u00a0It was made for more profits, so there was no reason to purposely viciously attack viewers, even if that was the end result.<\/p>\n<p>The <strong>True Tears DVD Specials<\/strong> were a collection of seven or so ten-second-long to half-minute-long clips of random gags. \u00a0These clips were almost stick-figure quality, and the gags were so bad that I didn&#8217;t laugh at all. \u00a0True tears ran down my face. \u00a0From the pain. \u00a0It was like watching anime in a room full of peeled onions while somebody was squeezing lemons at my eyes. \u00a0Yet even so, I doubt that these short clips were designed to attack me. \u00a0Because they&#8217;re shorter than just about every other type of anime I&#8217;ve watched, I can only assume that the guys over at P.A. Works thought that it was impossible to do so much harm in such a short time span. \u00a0Sadly, they were wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, <strong>Hetalia<\/strong>. \u00a0There was a lot of hype going on before this show started airing, mostly from some unneeded Korean drama. \u00a0At first, I thought that this was going to turn out pretty funny. \u00a0Episode one parodied the major world powers pretty well, and the humor was only bad, not disgusting and horrible. \u00a0And then came the shota. \u00a0I believe that this was both one of the most painful experiences I have ever been through in regards to anime and a misguided approach. \u00a0In any case, I blew some chunks, cried bitter tears, and blew some more chunks before I decided to hand down a 2 and get it over with.<\/p>\n<p>Now since talking about all the anime in between &#8220;10&#8221; and &#8220;2&#8221; is pretty boring, I&#8217;m going to talk about the worst anime I have ever seen &#8211; the anime that I&#8217;ve given 1s to. \u00a0These are the lowest of the low, so low that normally I would have barfed upon hearing their repulsive names. \u00a0I must have been insane when I sat through these.<\/p>\n<p>So far, I have given out four scores of 1:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Eiken<\/li>\n<li>Isshoni Training<\/li>\n<li>Mecha Mote Iinchou<\/li>\n<li>Mars of Destruction<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to skip over my rant on <strong>Eiken<\/strong> because if I said anything more than this, it would be totally NSFW. \u00a0Yes, there would be no pictures, but if I said anything about the anime, you would probably receive a mental image via unintentional telepathy on my part and then this image would be broadcast from your mind onto the computer screen in front of you through your foaming mouth. \u00a0You would probably have to have surgery to remove the part of your brain that was corrupted by the one sentence that you read on this page. \u00a0Thankfully, I had Mikoto smiling over me when I watched this anime, and I somehow managed to survive the hour-long fest of oversized breas- OH SHIT, I said something. \u00a0Hold on, I&#8217;ll call an ambulance for you!<\/p>\n<p>But in any case, I can&#8217;t even see Eiken as appealing to people with fetishes for this kind of stuff. \u00a0It&#8217;s ecchi done wrong. \u00a0Horribly wrong. \u00a0So wrong that I still have nightmares of it to this day. \u00a0Whenever I see a spherical object, I scream and run for my life.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/hinako.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3066\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/hinako.png?resize=500%2C333\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Isshoni Training<\/strong>, or <strong>Training with Hinako<\/strong>, was a lot better in regards to <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">monsters<\/span> breast size. \u00a0It was a failed attempt to get otaku to exercise, and failed more than I thought it would fail. \u00a0The fanservice was so fail that I had to stop the video every few minutes and think of normal-shaped legs and arms to keep my sanity. \u00a0Yes, I sat through the entire thing. \u00a0And that&#8217;s probably the best thing I could do to boost my e-peen. \u00a0Tomorrow, you&#8217;ll check this blog out and see my &#8220;1,000,000 hits&#8221; post and see all 10,000 comments about &#8220;that <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">blogger<\/span> superhuman who sat through all of <strong>Isshoni Training<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But sadly, I can&#8217;t say the same for <strong>Mecha Mote Iinchou<\/strong>. \u00a0This show was so damn bad&#8230; <strong>too<\/strong> damn bad. \u00a0I watched the fifteen seconds or so of footage before the OP, skipped the OP, and watched about ten seconds more before my eyes gave up, hopped out of my head, and dialed 9-1-1 for me. \u00a0I should&#8217;ve known better.<\/p>\n<p>The title Mecha Mote Iinchou is basically another way of saying &#8220;failure.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left:30px;\">Mecha &#8211; enormous mechanical fighting things<br \/>\nMote &#8211; wrong spelling of &#8220;moat&#8221;<br \/>\nIinchou &#8211; &#8220;THIS ANIME SUCKS&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So in other words, &#8220;Mecha Mote Iinchou&#8221; is &#8220;We need more mecha over here to prevent the shitty anime from crossing over the moat and defecating on our brains!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I try. \u00a0But in all seriousness, this was one bad anime. \u00a0I didn&#8217;t even bother to stay beyond half a minute to check out the storyline or the characters. \u00a0One scene was enough for me.<\/p>\n<p>Yet I managed to go through <strong>Mars of Destruction<\/strong>. \u00a0I&#8217;m not trying to compliment myself, but that was truly a superhuman feat &#8211; something that only the bravest of souls would ever even dare <em>think<\/em> about. \u00a0The title says it all &#8211; there&#8217;s a Mars worth of destruction going on in your head when you watch this. \u00a0The only way to save yourself from the clutches of evil is to pray to the almighty Haruhi in the sky and hope for a miracle. \u00a0Hell, this anime was so bad that I&#8217;ll probably go crazy one day after posting up <a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/16\/on-how-i-categorize-anime\/\" target=\"_blank\">two posts<\/a> about i-<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t mind me, I&#8217;m just a blogger who forgot what his post was supposed to be about. \u00a0In other news, this is the longest post I have ever typed [1999 words].<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3073\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/eclipse-toaru-majutsu-no-index-tan-01-xvid-8ca6ed12rmvb_000129379.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3073\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3073\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/eclipse-toaru-majutsu-no-index-tan-01-xvid-8ca6ed12rmvb_000129379.jpg?resize=500%2C284\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"284\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3073\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">More biribiri<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Obligatory random picture of Mikoto and\/or imouto.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2zM4X-Ne","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}