{"id":2724,"date":"2009-06-03T16:31:11","date_gmt":"2009-06-03T23:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=2724"},"modified":"2009-06-03T16:31:11","modified_gmt":"2009-06-03T23:31:11","slug":"four-not-necessarily-horrible-but-certainly-useless-and-annoying-characters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/06\/four-not-necessarily-horrible-but-certainly-useless-and-annoying-characters\/","title":{"rendered":"Four not necessarily horrible, but certainly useless and annoying characters"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_2735\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/navi.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2735\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2735\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/navi.png?resize=500%2C266\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2735\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>There are shitty characters like Suzaku, hated characters like Makoto, and then there&#8217;s those annoying, useless characters like these four.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/snapshot20090529234234.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2730\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/snapshot20090529234234.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Useless Man from <em>Blood+<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve hated this guy ever since his ugly mug popped up on screen for the first time. \u00a0What exactly does he <em>do<\/em> in the series? \u00a0NOTHING.<\/p>\n<p>All he does is wait around, act flamboyantly gay (I&#8217;m pretty sure that his actions are insulting to homosexuals&#8230;), and yearn for the &#8220;perfect stage.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We see glimpses of his power &#8211; he threatens Amshel, and gets away with it. \u00a0But never do we actually see him do anything. \u00a0He&#8217;s just standing around acting strong, helping the good guys for some unexplained reason, or, again, openly displaying his homosexuality.<\/p>\n<p>When he asked to die at the end, I didn&#8217;t even question the action. \u00a0I just wanted him to go away, to get his non-actiony self out of the action anime. \u00a0In retrospect, it made little sense why he wanted to die. \u00a0Though he technically had no chance against Saya (Diva was dead), he could have helped during the fight or simply ran away (or even attacked, like Amshel later did). \u00a0But thank the heavens he asked for it. \u00a0SOMEBODY had to cut down this loser&#8217;s waste of screentime.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/snapshot20090601163859.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2729\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/snapshot20090601163859.jpg?resize=500%2C284\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"284\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#0000ff;\">Duck (and cat) from <\/span><\/strong><em><strong><span style=\"color:#0000ff;\">Moetan<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>There comes a point where humor derived from parody succumbs to repetition. \u00a0In other words, ANNOYING DROOLING DUCK SCENE IS ANNOYING (and annoying cat with nosebleed scene is annoying as well).<\/p>\n<p>I can deal with the magical change sequence being played every episode without fail, but is there really a need to copy and paste the same duck drooling scene in there every time?<\/p>\n<p>What do the viewers want to see:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ink transforming<\/li>\n<li>Ink transforming + DROOLING DUCK SCENE OMG<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>You&#8217;d think that it&#8217;d be a no brainer&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/snapshot20090602004251.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2725\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/snapshot20090602004251.jpg?resize=500%2C284\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"284\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Neighbor Boy from <em>Minami-ke: Okawari<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Like <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Mikotoism\/status\/2001339493\" target=\"_blank\">I tweet&#8217;d<\/a>, and like <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/rabbitpoets\/status\/2002954183\" target=\"_blank\">RP seconded<\/a>, this character sucks majorly.<\/p>\n<p><em>Why<\/em> is he even in the series? \u00a0It&#8217;s supposed to be a slice-of-life comedy, not some sort of elementary-school-level loli\/shota (if he can be called that) romance\/drama!<\/p>\n<p>Where the first season had non-stop humor and great moments, the second season of <em>Minami-ke<\/em>\u00a0stops every two minutes because of this one character. \u00a0Instead of an enjoyable comedy, we are presented with a half-comedy, half-failure that aims for drama with Fuyuki (neighbor boy). \u00a0What little impressive comedy there is in this season stops dead in its tracks when neighbor boy and his signature awkward scene pop up.<\/p>\n<p>Neither I nor most people in the audience even care that Fuyuki moves away by the end of the season. \u00a0If anything, I\/we celebrated his disappearance from the screen &#8211; and not a minute too soon, might I add! \u00a0He plagued this season from start to finish, and I can confidently say that I have not missed him. \u00a0Sayonara, annoying kid.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2733\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/snapshot20090406111244.jpg?resize=500%2C281\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#008000;\">Male from <\/span><\/strong><em><strong><span style=\"color:#008000;\">Saki<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s be honest here. \u00a0Has this loser ever done something useful? \u00a0Just about the only thing that he&#8217;s ever done is introduce Saki to the mahjong club (hell, I&#8217;d rather that not have happened). \u00a0Other than that, he&#8217;s just moral support, comic relief, and male.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve watched <em>Akagi<\/em>, you&#8217;d probably know that there are absolutely no women in the entire anime, period. \u00a0I&#8217;m pretty sure that there aren&#8217;t even any women in the background as extras. \u00a0Now take that image of garjong, remove all the awesome, and insert a squealing chibi loli, and you&#8217;ve got <em>Saki<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Kyoutarou has got to be one of the most useless characters in airing anime. \u00a0He&#8217;s part of the mahjong club, yet he never plays the actual game because he sucks too much. \u00a0He goes to the training camp for no training whatsoever, and follows the girls to the qualifiers only to buy tacos for a loli. \u00a0Why is he even in the club anymore? \u00a0Why is he the only male in the series that shows up often? \u00a0Does he have non-female friends? \u00a0Is he retarded?<\/p>\n<p>I hope some weird drama happens and he transfers schools like a certain Neighbor Boy, &#8217;cause he ain&#8217;t helping my already-terrible view of the show.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2734\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/snapshot20090529233257.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2734\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2734\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/06\/snapshot20090529233257.jpg?resize=450%2C338\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2734\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Why can&#39;t Saki be this good?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>And that&#8217;s a wrap. \u00a0Of these four characters, two of them left their shows. \u00a0I have not yet finished Moetan and <em>Saki<\/em> is still airing, so there&#8217;s still hope that these pieces of fail will vanish.<\/p>\n<p>tl;dr Useless characters are useless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are shitty characters like Suzaku, hated characters like Makoto, and then there&#8217;s those annoying, useless characters like these four.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2zM4X-HW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}