{"id":2154,"date":"2009-05-11T16:23:11","date_gmt":"2009-05-11T23:23:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=2154"},"modified":"2009-05-11T16:23:11","modified_gmt":"2009-05-11T23:23:11","slug":"kurokamis-op-says-it-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/05\/kurokamis-op-says-it-all\/","title":{"rendered":"Kurokami’s OP says it all"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I SPY AN UNDERSTATEMENT<\/p><\/div>\n

So if you’ve ever heard me talk about Kurokami<\/em>, you probably know that I hate the show. \u00a0Episode 16 was better than previous episodes, but my innate dislike for this show cannot be stopped with anything less than awesome (which I’m not expecting from this shitty show). \u00a0And episode 16 was the first time I actually watched the second OP… and I instantly realized how fitting the lyrics are.<\/p>\n

Lack of Logic<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

How can this first line be any more fitting? \u00a0Why is Keita such a loser? \u00a0Why is Kuraki trying to take over the world? \u00a0Why does episode 16 suggest some shounen-ai thoughts in Kuraki’s mind as he says his unimportant speech?<\/p>\n

“Die now, or die having your Tera sucked out.”
\n“You’ll be dying either way<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

LACK OF LOGICAL SCRIPT* is more like it<\/p>\n

Overflow of Trick<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m pretty sure “Trick” means “Failure” here.<\/p>\n

Or maybe this is supposed to mean “Episode 1 tricked the audience into thinking Kurokami<\/em>\u00a0would turn out to be a good show”<\/p>\n

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Hey geniuses, you left caps lock on!<\/p>\n

Go through what? \u00a0This shitty show?
\n‘Cause I sure am in some sort of a coma<\/span> trance after I watch this crap.<\/p>\n

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“…Kurokami!”<\/p>\n

It certainly is “filth that [tries to shine] so beautifully.”<\/p>\n

Suddenly, crappy action!<\/p>\n

Leaves me forgetting to blink<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You can’t blink when your eyes are closed.<\/p>\n

The single moment that will never come again<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I sure hope not!<\/p>\n

Left me the feeling of an eternal death through tRANCE<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m not sure what it feels like to have an eternal death through “tRANCE,” but it sure sounds better than trying to sit through another episode of Kurokami<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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For some strange reason<\/em>, it feels like I’ve heard this line somewhere before…<\/p>\n

<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

You know, there’s not much to say except that this exhibits some serious<\/p>\n

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f’sho.<\/p>\n

Although reading a novel backwards may give you a certain sensation, reading random bits and pieces of five different books until you’ve finished them all just gives you a headache. \u00a0Kurokami<\/em> gives me a headache.<\/p>\n

Oh, and Steiner had a major lolita complex going on.<\/p>\n

Overflow of trick
\nThey intertwine without being seen<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So a lack of logic and an overflow of failure intertwine in the animation studio, and out comes Kurokami<\/em>!<\/p>\n

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aka “Screw this OP, let’s just hurry up and go straight to the shitty, ‘tRANCE’-inducing episode!”<\/p>\n

tl;dr: Kurokami<\/em> sucks, and this post is a waste of my time and your time.<\/p>\n

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