{"id":215,"date":"2009-03-17T03:24:20","date_gmt":"2009-03-17T10:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=215"},"modified":"2009-03-17T03:24:20","modified_gmt":"2009-03-17T10:24:20","slug":"kurokami-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/03\/kurokami-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Kurokami 10"},"content":{"rendered":"

FAIL-O-METER<\/span><\/strong>
\nThe fail present in this episode is like eating ice cream in winter in not-so-Greenland. \u00a0It’s about the size of Rhode Island.<\/p>\n

Now I watched Index 23, Asu no Yoichi 10, and Kurokami 10 just now, and I wanted to make one blog post. \u00a0I was going to make one post for all three, but then I watched Kurokami 10. \u00a0Jesus.<\/p>\n

The failure in the other two episodes doesn’t come anywhere close to this junk.<\/p>\n

I apologize to Kurokami fanboys\/fangirls (fangirls? For Kurokami?!), but I cannot see how this episode is good.<\/p>\n

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\nWhen the tongue came out, I laughed.
\nThis is probably the best part of the episode, though unintentionally so.<\/p>\n

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\nWait, what? \u00a0Where’d you learn that?\u00a0<\/p>\n

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\nOh, woah! \u00a0Major TY for asking, Kuro!
\nMaybe now we’ll learn something useful and profound!<\/p>\n

Or maybe… maybe there’s even going to be… an… explanation<\/strong>!?
\n*gasp*
\nSCANDALOUS!!\u00a0<\/p>\n

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\nWell, what can I say?
\nKurokami does as Kurokami does. \u00a0 And by “does,” I mean “fails.”<\/p>\n

To think I actually hoped for something while I was watching this thing… ;__;<\/p>\n

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\nThanks, Captain Obvious!
\nGood job explaining the one thing that didn’t need fifteen minutes of screentime of explanations.<\/p>\n

I’m pretty sure that the guys who wrote this script felt that the concept of a “minus root” would be too hard to understand unless it were to be accompagnied by half an episode of “THIS WIMMINZ IS MINUS ROOT AND NO IZZ REWT”<\/p>\n

I actually remembered it from episode 2 or so. \u00a0I must be a genius, or something!<\/p>\n

Great job making everything so predictable…<\/p>\n

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\nWell, that was unexpected!
\nKeita is drained of his Tera, he’s nearly dead, and “Let’s Synchro!”
\nYeah!
\nDisregard ten minutes of Tera-draining!
\nScrew logic, I have Synchro!\u00a0<\/p>\n

Now if only Kurokami could make it unexpected and good at the same time!
\n(‘Kurokami’ and ‘good’ in the same sentence!? GAHHHHHH)<\/p>\n

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\nThis is arguably the worst voiced over scene this season (or the worst idea for a voicing over).
\nBasically, it’s HUHGUEGEQRPW{FPELF really FJFJWOFJW bad because it s JR#J##R#R ounds like you’re gargl UHUSQUOSQOD ing and trying to take a dump simultaneously.<\/p>\n

Stupid “I’ll just stand here and take the hit” masochist.<\/p>\n

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\nLeave your stupid masochistic fetishes in that cave!<\/p>\n

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\nNice misplaced eyes y’got going on there, Kuro!<\/p>\n

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\nAn actual step up the plotline mountain!<\/p>\n

Plus, it’s a shocker!
\nReally, it was.
\nThough after sitting through 20 minutes of … *shudder*, I couldn’t find it half as significant or surprising as it probably was meant to be.<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

This episode sucked. @___@<\/p>\n

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\nMore importantly, why does Kurokami <\/em>exist?!<\/p>\n

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