{"id":1950,"date":"2009-04-27T21:56:19","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T04:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=1950"},"modified":"2009-04-27T21:56:19","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T04:56:19","slug":"k-on-04","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/04\/k-on-04\/","title":{"rendered":"K-ON! 04: Ritsu"},"content":{"rendered":"

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God damn it. \u00a0I’ve never before switched my girl-of-choice in any anime (Kagamin came close, but I still prefer Konata), but Ritsu >>>> everybody else here.<\/p>\n

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Now I’m no expert like animekritik<\/a> (and that’s obviously why I’m linking to his incredibly detailed post instead of making at least a semi-intelligible post myself), but I have been shown the light.<\/p>\n

This post will be split up into two sections: one showing why Ritsu is better than Yui, one showing why Ritsu is better than Tsumugi and that other one.<\/p>\n

RITSU > YUI<\/span><\/h1>\n

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Ritsu’s the one who takes the lead here!
\nBeing a moeblob, my ex-waifu cannot think on her own and can only nod in agreement with Ritsu’s magnificent ideas.<\/p>\n

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<\/a>“Yeah, my face is deformed while yours isn’t, Ricchan!”<\/p>\n

Obviously, a testament to Ritsu’s beauty.<\/p>\n

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While Yui is off in the background doing her forced-moe\/Kana-mouth shot, Ritsu’s in the front being awesome.<\/p>\n

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They both have hair accessories.<\/p>\n

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But WHO ditches it just because of a little water?
\nWhat a loser, that Yui.<\/p>\n

And before you go off telling me that Ritsu isn’t wearing her hairband…<\/p>\n

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That’s right.<\/p>\n

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I’d take a camisole over a baggy shirt any day.<\/p>\n

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RITSU > TSUMUGI\/MIO<\/span><\/h1>\n

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Obviously, Ritsu isn’t as rich as Tsumugi… but that has its benefits. \u00a0Rich girl is getting fat from eating all those sweets while Ritsu still maintains a slim figure.<\/p>\n

Mio’s a hypocrite, by the way.
\nLook at that fat stomach, those bulging legs, that corpulent chest!
\n(cue SanCon ref): She’s about as fat as Aya Hirano!
\nDownright digusting.<\/p>\n

Yui’s got some fat around her sweets-storing place as well.<\/p>\n

And then there’s the swimsuits.
\nPlain white and plain black? \u00a0Pfft.
\nLittle frills and ribbons make Yui a walking moe billboard.<\/p>\n

There’s only one girl here who’s got a swimsuit that ain’t too simple and ain’t too OBVIOUS MOEBLOB, and that’s Ritsu. \u00a0Stripes are a plus.<\/p>\n

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Behold, the chest of awesome!<\/p><\/div>\n

You may claim that Mio and Mugi have the breasts to back up your support of one of them, and you may say that Yui’s got the lack of breasts to back up your love for her, but guess what? \u00a0Ritsu’s got the best chest here.<\/p>\n

Why else would her boobs have such heavy shading when she’s just “another flat-chested character like Yui?” \u00a0This is saying “Ritsu’s got more than Yui, but not as much as those two fat ones with their monstrous dangos<\/a>.”
\nThis screenshot says “RITSU IS THE BEST” all over it.<\/p>\n

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I’m tellin’ ya, Ritsu is the one who made Mio.<\/p>\n

If it hadn’t been for Ritsu and her imaginative… imagination, Mio fanservice would not have existed in this episode, period.<\/p>\n

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"...or else Ritsu-dono won't help me get any fanservice this episode!"<\/p><\/div>\n

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I’m pretty sure that the only Mio fanservice that Mio herself delivers are her swimsuit scenes. \u00a0And Ritsu’s striped two-piece is obviously far superior to that black thing. \u00a0Swimsuits don’t need bows.<\/p>\n

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Oh wait. \u00a0Wasn’t it Ritsu who caused the camera to zoom in on Mio’s chest?
\nWasn’t it Ritsu who wanted to go to the beach while her lackey put up a futile attempt to stay behind and practice?<\/p>\n

Bah.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Who likes badly-drawn-eye-and-nose girl anyway?<\/p>\n

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Other areas of interest in episode 4<\/h1>\n

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I have T-Mobile, and it ain’t that good.<\/p>\n

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Time for you to realize that your hair will never be as insanely huge as Mashiro’s<\/a>!<\/p>\n

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Konata wannabes.<\/p>\n

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Damn it, Yui! \u00a0You’re always in the way!<\/p>\n

Speaking of “in the way”…<\/p>\n

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EXCUSE ME, your face is blocking half the screen!<\/p>\n

Yup.<\/p>\n

Other random thoughts on this episode:<\/p>\n