{"id":72,"date":"2011-06-02T09:00:53","date_gmt":"2011-06-02T16:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/misakithursday.wordpress.com\/?p=72"},"modified":"2018-12-20T00:22:44","modified_gmt":"2018-12-20T07:22:44","slug":"tf2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2011\/06\/tf2\/","title":{"rendered":"Team Fortress 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A tribute to 120 hours spent on this game! \u00a0I think I’ve gotten a little too good at this game. \u00a0I keep owning those noobs every day – they never learn. \u00a0When I’m blue, I go out of the gate with nothing but my trusty Black Box and destroy everything. \u00a0There’s a level 3 sentry on the point? \u00a0Look again. \u00a0There’s a ubercharged heavy-medic combo coming at me? \u00a0They can’t hit me. \u00a0I’m the best player there ever was, and everybody knows that.<\/p>\n

Bullshit, you noobity nooby noob. \u00a0Let’s see you in action, nooby noob noob newb nob.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You want proof? \u00a0I’ll give you proof.<\/p>\n

If you play TF2 or ever wanted to play TF2, I suggest you not look at the screenshot below. \u00a0My dominance over the other team is more than your puny little brain can ever hope to handle.<\/p>\n

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10 points, two airshot rockets. Have you even seen ten whole points before? \u00a0And it was all me. \u00a0How could somebody “help” me with an airshot rocket? \u00a0Can you even wrap your mind around the very idea that a mere TF2 player could score two airshot rockets in a row?<\/p>\n

No. \u00a0No, you can’t. \u00a0It’s because I’m on an entirely different level than you. \u00a0While you’re off prancing around as a scout or trying to leech points as a medic, I’m destroying waves upon waves of professional players. \u00a0You? \u00a0You stand no chance before my power.<\/p>\n

And if you think you can catch me off-guard by forcing me to play another class, you’re entirely mistaken.<\/p>\n

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You see, I’m an expert at every class. \u00a0I’m the type of Medic that rushes in with nothing but a melee weapon and slaughters your team. \u00a0I’m the Sniper who not only kills you, but taunts on top of you first. \u00a0I’m the engineer that doesn’t rely on sentry guns to defeat you. \u00a0Why bother, when a pistol is good enough?<\/p>\n

Sometimes my team loses while I’m afking, doing stuff that’s way more important than stupid games, you stupid nerd. \u00a0Yet even then, I come back and kill the “winners” by taunting each and every one of them to death.<\/p>\n

You might think,<\/p>\n

Wait, that’s not fair at all! \u00a0How come you’re so good after 100 hours when I’m still at the bottom of the list after 5000?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You’re right – it isn’t<\/strong> fair…<\/p>\n

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…it isn’t fair that I have no competition at all! \u00a0As you can see, I can lie down on the ground without a weapon and still slaughter your team. \u00a0Team Fortress 2 is a competitive game. \u00a0It’s a game where a team<\/strong>\u00a0with a fully fortified fortress<\/strong>\u00a0tries to bring down one man – me. \u00a0Yet even a stupid weeaboo nerdy game like this, where all the odds are stacked against me, isn’t enough to satisfy me.<\/p>\n

I pick off the noobs like I pick off my acne: fast and clean. \u00a0Like picking acne, it hurts a little to see how fast my opponents fall, and it’s a little bloody when they do. \u00a0Why can’t I come across any big hairy warts that I have to put some effort into defeating? \u00a0It’s unfair.<\/p>\n

I’m just too good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misaki-thursday","category-personals"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2zM4X-tf2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7844,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions\/7844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}