{"id":5720,"date":"2011-09-30T23:55:09","date_gmt":"2011-10-01T06:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flomu.wordpress.com\/?p=5720"},"modified":"2011-09-30T23:55:09","modified_gmt":"2011-10-01T06:55:09","slug":"stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2011\/09\/stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"chocolate syrupy waffles does their twenty-ninth podcast and calls me out so here I am"},"content":{"rendered":"

The CSW bloggers over at CSW were CSWing and podCSWting<\/a> and some stuff blah blah and there was this line at the bottom:<\/p>\n

*inb4FLOMUsaysshitaboutus*<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

shit<\/p>\n

Props to my homebro\u00a0@Jesus159159159<\/a>\u00a0for coming back on Twitter and giving me the heads up. \u00a0We ain’t gonna let NO ONE barge in and talk SHIT about us on OUR TURF.<\/p>\n

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Speaking of things that are painful to read\/listen to\/watch\/etc., here are a couple of posts I found on Anime Nano that make me ashamed to be called a human:<\/p>\n

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Targeting a Different Demographic<\/a>, by MkMiku<\/p>\n

I can deal with people liking My Little Pony (kind of), but I felt like shitting my pants and blowing chunks all over my monitor after I read this post. \u00a0If troll, then extremely successful. \u00a0If not, then I cannot begin to try to understand what goes on in the demonic, deranged piles of mush that MLP fans call their brains.<\/p>\n

The best line:<\/p>\n

Just as blacks earned the same rights as whites, and women began to stand on equal footing with men in the 20th century, it\u2019s the year 2011: it\u2019s time to tear down all preconceptions that guys can\u2019t like girls\u2019 shows for what they are, or vise versa.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Huh, I never thought about that. \u00a0Now excuse me while I paint my nails and talk about boys with hot butts and pretend to like shopping for clothes.<\/p>\n

I always thought that MLP was directed towards girls between the ages of 1 and 1.5. \u00a0I don’t understand why anybody would want to stand on equal footing with an eighteen-month-old toddler.<\/p>\n

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Dakimakura Review – Teresa Beria from Seikon no Qwaser<\/a>, by Tier<\/p>\n

I never realized that people did dakimakura reviews. \u00a0I assumed people just bought them and humped during their own free time. \u00a0I don’t really want to know about the quality of said humpage, or what the buyer prefers in a humpillow.<\/p>\n

And honestly, there isn’t much to talk about in a dakimakura review. \u00a0The post is pretty long, even without the pictures, and the most important line is buried in the middle:<\/p>\n

It goes without saying that I like the graphics, since the graphics are probably the major reason anybody purchases a dakimakura cover.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

>> goes without saying<\/p>\n

>> the major reason<\/p>\n

So basically this is a Seikon no Qwaser review with a bunch of pictures of pillows and boobs and butts. \u00a0What really gets me are the zoomed-in pictures of the character’s butt and crotch. \u00a0I don’t see much difference between the full-pillow picture and the crotch shot. \u00a0The latter is just bigger and grainier.<\/p>\n

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Anime fans suck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The CSW bloggers over at CSW were CSWing and podCSWting and some stuff blah blah and there was this line at the bottom: *inb4FLOMUsaysshitaboutus* shit Props to my homebro\u00a0@Jesus159159159\u00a0for coming back on Twitter and giving me the heads up. \u00a0We ain’t gonna let NO ONE barge in and talk SHIT about us on OUR TURF.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meta-ish"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2zM4X-stuff","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}