{"id":3427,"date":"2009-08-15T17:09:26","date_gmt":"2009-08-16T00:09:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=3427"},"modified":"2009-08-15T17:09:26","modified_gmt":"2009-08-16T00:09:26","slug":"senjougahara-fascination-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/08\/senjougahara-fascination-my-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Senjougahara Fascination,&#8221; my ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_3428\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/snapshot20090717011943.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3428\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3428\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/snapshot20090717011943.jpg?resize=450%2C256\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"256\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3428\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Why not Noda Fascination?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>It seems that a certain not-very-magical-or-scientific sadist with crabs has become the woman of every aniblogger&#8217;s dreams.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->A post by 53RG10 says it all:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Basically, \u201cSenjougahara Fascination\u201d is a movement by us AWESOME people who believe Senjougahara Hitagi of SHAFTed anime\u00a0<strong>Bakemonogatari<\/strong> is an easy candidate, if not THE ONLY candidate, for \u201cAnime Girl of the Year\u201d [2009]!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In layman&#8217;s terms:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Basically, \u201cSenjougahara Fascination\u201d is a movement by us LOSERS who weren&#8217;t worthy enough of liking Mikoto Misaka to pretend to be hip and awesome.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div id=\"attachment_3429\" style=\"width: 373px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/bakemonogatari.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3429\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3429 \" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/bakemonogatari.png?resize=363%2C289\" alt=\"\" width=\"363\" height=\"289\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3429\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">If you can name this character, I&#39;m awed.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Bakemonogatari is, in essence, an anime that tries to stuff as much as possible into as small a space as possible. \u00a0Hell, fanboys are even lengthening Ararararararagi&#8217;s name to try and match the fifty-three-character-long name that Senjougahararararara has.<\/p>\n<p>Why &#8220;Senjougahara Fascination&#8221; fails:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Mio was better. \u00a0That&#8217;s saying a lot.<\/li>\n<li>Favoring Senjougahara over two loli characters is fail.<\/li>\n<li>Needs more Mikoto.<\/li>\n<li>Senjougahara is not a loli.<\/li>\n<li>Senjougahara can&#8217;t control electricity.<\/li>\n<li>Senjougahara doesn&#8217;t have blue-green hair.<\/li>\n<li>sjghr needs a shorter name.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Who would give up weightlessness (also called &#8220;awesome ability of coolness&#8221;) for painful memories? \u00a0I sure wouldn&#8217;t. \u00a0It&#8217;d be like giving up the ability to fly to remember Shin showing me which gender he\/she is.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, that&#8217;s only a hypothetical situation.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1455\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090410112405.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1455\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1455\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090410112405.jpg?resize=450%2C253\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1455\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This is the most revolting picture I have, so I can use it as much as I want.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>And &#8220;fascination&#8221;? \u00a0Feh.<\/p>\n<p>Fangirls are &#8220;fascinated&#8221; by Teito Klein&#8217;s bromance with stereotypical childhood friend #2.<\/p>\n<p>Fanboys are &#8220;fascinated&#8221; by Teito Klein baring his chest.<\/p>\n<p>Real men are not &#8220;fascinated.&#8221; \u00a0We are &#8220;awed.&#8221; \u00a0As in &#8220;I am awed by Roy Mustang&#8217;s display of unbridled GAR in episode 19 of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Note: &#8220;Brotherhood&#8221; is a manly way of saying &#8220;yaoi shota incest.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The rest of this post will be sexy pictures of characters obviously better than sjghr, because sexy pictures are <a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/riuva-poll.png\" target=\"_blank\">always good<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/0bf4e1cc1899127fcd0f187d5c972642.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3435\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/0bf4e1cc1899127fcd0f187d5c972642.jpg?resize=500%2C760\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"760\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/20080407eureka01a.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3436\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/20080407eureka01a.jpg?resize=500%2C706\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"706\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/85662.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3437\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/85662.jpg?resize=500%2C585\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"585\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/1236564197324.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3438\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/1236564197324.png?resize=500%2C312\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"312\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/1a0e09698d7e08bafd0257f0d1763d9d.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3439\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/08\/1a0e09698d7e08bafd0257f0d1763d9d.png?resize=500%2C442\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"442\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Pulling somewhat of a Shin-Artefact combo here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that a certain not-very-magical-or-scientific sadist with crabs has become the woman of every aniblogger&#8217;s dreams.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2zM4X-Th","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3427\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}