{"id":3317,"date":"2009-08-02T14:35:02","date_gmt":"2009-08-02T21:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=3317"},"modified":"2009-08-02T14:35:02","modified_gmt":"2009-08-02T21:35:02","slug":"apparently-50000-hits-is-a-watershed-event-for-an-anime-blog-so-heres-my-semi-obligatory-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/08\/apparently-50000-hits-is-a-watershed-event-for-an-anime-blog-so-heres-my-semi-obligatory-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Apparently, 50,000 hits is a watershed event for an anime blog, so here’s my semi-obligatory post"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Do you care to acknowledge the mistakes of your choice of favorite female character yet??<\/p><\/div>\n

hi im fangzhao adn im a new bloggre yoroshiku???<\/p>\n

^ This blog should have started like that.<\/p>\n

Well, it’s been some four and a half months since this blog came out of my ass, and I have finally managed to get a large enough e-peen to show off.<\/p>\n

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And on to some more obligatory stuff.<\/p>\n

This is my 172nd post<\/strong>. \u00a0That’s ten posts a day or something crazy like that. \u00a0Recently, I’ve had less and less to blog about, due to my determination not to watch any airing shows except Zan Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei until GA gets subbed. \u00a0But I guess this has lead to an increase in not-very-shitty posts (as opposed to ULTIMATE SHITTY EPISODIC POSTER LOLZ), otherwise known as editorials, that have garnered a number of comments that I can barely count to.<\/p>\n

At the moment of my typing this (obviously not the moment that this post gets out), 1431 comments<\/strong> have been made on this blog. \u00a0If you subtract all 1430 of my own comments, you get one comment FROM SOMEBODY WHO’S NOT ME. \u00a0To me, this is an incredible achievement. \u00a0It means that somebody cared enough to actually comment on this blog.<\/p>\n

I like to subliminally emphasize<\/strong> things to make my blog look like it’s cool. \u00a0Wait, am I actually typing this down? \u00a0I thought this was just in my hea-<\/p>\n

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My place in the aniblogosphere is somewhere between the rank of “emperor” and “god.” \u00a0I’m sure that every anime blogger has visited my blog and stared in awe at the raw awesomeness that lay before them.<\/p>\n

And some actual statistics:<\/p>\n

My top post (by hits) is “It’s the Red Hair, Honest!<\/a>” with a total of 4,345 views.<\/p>\n

A very<\/strong> close second is “Summer 2009 looks awesome<\/a>” with 1,732 views.<\/p>\n

The most-commented post is “Shakugan no Shana III<\/a>” with 30 comments, showing that shitty news posts with awesome header pictures always get people’s attention.<\/p>\n

But personally, my favorite post is “On how I rate anime<\/a>,” in which I poured out my heartfelt feelings about the intensely difficult process of rating anime and which most of you did not read because the title looked stupid.<\/p>\n

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Desired output: More hits => Correct input: A BUNCH OF CRAP IN THIS POST<\/p><\/div>\n

And instead of posting lots of cool pictures that you will most definitely enjoy and lol at<\/a>, I’m here to present the blog-achievement-postual<\/strong> (annual:every year::blog-achievement-postual:______) fangzhao awards<\/strong>, where I hand out useless awards to anime, myself, anime characters, bloggers, blogs, and myself in a failed attempt to be innovative and cool during blog achievement posts.<\/p>\n

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Best anime: 07-Ghost<\/strong><\/p>\n

The touching and moving storyline, the touching and moving characters, the touching and moving yaoi, and more touching and moving things make this anime an instant classic that everybody should’ve seen by now.<\/p>\n

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Best cosplaye-<\/p>\n

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Best blog: Epic Win<\/strong><\/p>\n

No intentional joke or sarcasm here, I really like that blog.<\/p>\n

In other news, it seems that I’ve been labeled as a pedo on Shin’s blog.<\/p>\n

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But obviously, this is totally false. \u00a0This blog is all about sexy old men.<\/p>\n

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Best search term: sexy old men<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Best seiyuu: Norio Wakamoto<\/strong><\/p>\n

*dokidoki<\/em>*<\/em><\/p>\n

By the way, it’s not a coincidence that this was placed after “best search term.”<\/p>\n

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Best edited picture that I never got to use in a post because I used the one with Ayu from Kanon instead: the one above<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Here’s to 50 million more hits!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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