{"id":3295,"date":"2009-07-25T18:26:20","date_gmt":"2009-07-26T01:26:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=3295"},"modified":"2009-07-25T18:26:20","modified_gmt":"2009-07-26T01:26:20","slug":"just-call-this-blog-ism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/07\/just-call-this-blog-ism\/","title":{"rendered":"Just call this blog &#8220;-ism&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_3296\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/07\/9451097f9ffbacfdaebd6d6841aab57f.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3296\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3296\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/07\/9451097f9ffbacfdaebd6d6841aab57f.jpg?resize=450%2C627\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"627\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3296\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Don&#39;t worry, she&#39;ll be back by October.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>So this is probably my first &#8220;blog news&#8221; post ever.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m bored of this already. \u00a0How can you people manage to write up uninteresting things like this? \u00a0I mean, I&#8217;m the blogger, and even <em>I<\/em> am uninterested in typing this up!<\/p>\n<p>In any case, I&#8217;ll cut right to the chase. \u00a0This blog will henceforth be known as _____ism or \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0-ism, and every so often, I&#8217;ll change the name of the blog. \u00a0This gives me some leeway for 2-D infidelit-\u00a0OH GOD, I&#8217;M SORRY, MIKOTO! \u00a0PLEASE DON&#8217;T DO TH-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this is probably my first &#8220;blog news&#8221; post ever. I&#8217;m bored of this already. \u00a0How can you people manage to write up uninteresting things like this? \u00a0I mean, I&#8217;m the blogger, and even I am uninterested in typing this up! In any case, I&#8217;ll cut right to the chase. \u00a0This blog will henceforth be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2zM4X-R9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}