{"id":2955,"date":"2009-06-18T16:44:10","date_gmt":"2009-06-18T23:44:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=2955"},"modified":"2009-06-18T16:44:10","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T23:44:10","slug":"i-contest-this-top-ten-waifuhusbando-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/06\/i-contest-this-top-ten-waifuhusbando-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"I contest this top ten waifu\/husbando crap"},"content":{"rendered":"
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This is an irrelevant picture.<\/p><\/div>\n

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I’m sure that you’ve all heard of the “top<\/a> ten<\/a> waifu<\/a>\/husbando<\/a>” poll results. \u00a0Well, anybody could tell you that it’s a huge pile of bullshit.<\/p>\n

The “Official” poll<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Female characters<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Akiyama Mio (K-ON!)<\/li>\n
  2. Katsura Hinagiku (Hayate the Combat Butler!)<\/li>\n
  3. Aisaka Taiga (Toradora!)<\/li>\n
  4. Kuchiki Rukia (Bleach)<\/li>\n
  5. Nagato Yuki (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)<\/li>\n
  6. Nakano Azusa (K-ON!)<\/li>\n
  7. Chrome Dokuro (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)<\/li>\n
  8. Sheryl Nome (Macross Frontier)<\/li>\n
  9. Hirasawa, Yui (K-ON!)<\/li>\n
  10. Soryu Asuka Langley (Neon Genesis Evangelion)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Male characters<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

      \n
    1. Hibari Kyouya (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)<\/li>\n
    2. Sakata Gintoki (Gintama)<\/li>\n
    3. Hitsugaya Toshiro (Bleach)<\/li>\n
    4. Rokudo Mukuro (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)<\/li>\n
    5. Okita Sougo (Gintama)<\/li>\n
    6. Date Masamune (Sengoku BASARA)<\/li>\n
    7. Sawada Tsunayoshi (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)<\/li>\n
    8. Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)<\/li>\n
    9. Sebastian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji)<\/li>\n
    10. Hijikata Toshiro (Gintama)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Here’s what the masses actually<\/strong> voted for:<\/p>\n

      Female characters<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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      1. Hinako<\/strong><\/p>\n

      Who wouldn’t vote for this beauty? \u00a0She’s perfect in every aspect!<\/p>\n

      You prefer 2D girls? \u00a0Hinako’s a 2D girl!
      \nYou prefer 3D girls? \u00a0Hinako used to be a 3D girl, so… yeah!<\/p>\n

      She’s got the boobs, the pigtails, the mahou shoujo anime role, and the sexy “hourglass” figure<\/a> that all men desire. \u00a0Pile on some dojikko qualities, lots of flashing, and three<\/span> countless outfits in her wardrobe, and you’ve got yourself a goddess among goddesses!<\/p>\n

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      2. Enma Ai<\/strong><\/p>\n

      Let’s face it. \u00a0Men are either lolicons (99%) or too gar for lolis (1%).<\/p>\n

      So if you put some sailor fuku on a loli, give her supernatural powers, and let her out into the world, you’d get some pure win.<\/p>\n

      Enma Ai even dodges the entire moe debate. \u00a0She is clearly not moe in the traditional sense, yet her loli body implies some sort of moe that moe supporters would love.<\/p>\n

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      3. Nami Hitou<\/strong><\/p>\n

      Sometimes, reality beats out everything else!<\/p>\n

      A normal girl is realistically the only kind of girl an otaku can get, and who better to portray normality than Nami?<\/p>\n

      \"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

      4. Misuzu Kamio<\/strong><\/p>\n

      Sometimes, confusion beats out everything else!<\/p>\n

      I’m pretty sure that after watching Air<\/em>, a bunch of people cried\/felt depressed and did not know why.<\/p>\n

      But hell, does it even matter? \u00a0Just go for Misuzu and forget about her sudden, confusing dramatic last moments on earth!<\/p>\n

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      5. Yukiji Katsura<\/strong><\/p>\n

      When all else fails, go for the woman with the mole.<\/p>\n

      She drinks beer, teaches students next-to-nothing, and lives at school. \u00a0You’d have to be superhuman to go through life in such shitty conditions!<\/p>\n

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      6. Charady<\/strong><\/p>\n

      Her uber-CG figure is overflowing with CG. \u00a0In other words, she looks awesome and doesn’t afraid to tell painfully bad jokes!<\/p>\n

      You’ve got to hand it to her – at least she’s not crying on-screen, lamenting her shitty role!<\/p>\n

      \"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

      7. Woman from Hanasakeru Seishounen<\/strong><\/p>\n

      She is a rich, spoiled girl who has a bunch of equally ugly<\/span> extremely beautiful men chasing after her. \u00a0She loves tigers and her eyes are almost as big as the Powerpuff Girls’ eyes!<\/p>\n

      Um… yeah! \u00a0Ain’t she a beauty?<\/p>\n

      \"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

      8. Suiseiseki<\/strong><\/p>\n

      Desu? \u00a0Desu desu? \u00a0desudesudesudesudesu?<\/p>\n

      desu!<\/p>\n

      Now make like a Danny Choo and blog about the most uninteresting, retarded, and useless subject<\/span> dollfies for the next few years! \u00a0Because existing blog popularity allows good [arguably bad] bloggers to start blogging about shitty topics!<\/p>\n

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      9. Suigintou<\/strong><\/p>\n

      Since we’re on the topic of female doll characters and since I found an epic picture of Suigintou, have at you!<\/p>\n

      Shana should have won<\/a>.<\/p>\n

      \"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

      10. Any girl from Higurashi<\/strong><\/p>\n

      Because tsundere isn’t the only appeal, you know.<\/p>\n

      Male Characters<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

      \"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

      1. Makoto Itou<\/strong><\/p>\n

      What more could you want from a guy? \u00a0He gives a girl what she wants, no matter who<\/strong> she is!<\/p>\n

      I’m surprised there isn’t a religion revolving around this manly man!<\/p>\n

      \"\"<\/a>

      This is what normal men look like in front of Makoto.<\/p><\/div>\n

      2 – 10: Nobody<\/strong><\/p>\n

      Nobody can match up to the sheer manliness and godliness of Makoto Itou. \u00a0He is the supreme man among males. \u00a0He is the ideal male human being that all men aspire to be.<\/p>\n

      His actions speak louder than his words.
      \nHis pants speak louder than his actions.
      \nThat’s pretty damn loud.<\/p>\n

      But in all seriousness, here are my personalized lists:<\/p>\n

      Female Characters<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

        \n
      1. Mikoto Misaka<\/li>\n
      2. Shana<\/li>\n
      3. Nagi<\/li>\n
      4. Kyonko<\/li>\n
      5. Yotsuba (I AM NOT A LOLICON)<\/li>\n
      6. Maho Minami<\/li>\n
      7. Konata Izumi<\/li>\n
      8. Haruhi Suzumiya<\/li>\n
      9. Kagami Hiiragi<\/li>\n
      10. Kallen Stadtfeld<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        Male Characters<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

          \n
        1. Kyon (Haruhi)<\/li>\n
        2. Mikot…a. \u00a0Yup, Mikota.<\/li>\n
        3. Kyon (Haruhi S2)<\/li>\n
        4. Tomoya Okazaki<\/li>\n
        5. Kamina<\/li>\n
        6. Hayate Ayasaki<\/li>\n
        7. Nozomu Itoshiki<\/li>\n
        8. Ryuuji Takasu<\/li>\n
        9. Yuu Himura<\/li>\n
        10. …Krauser II.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          I couldn’t think of a tenth husbando off the top of my head, so I have succumbed to my inner death metal, M-man sentiments.<\/p>\n

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