{"id":1710,"date":"2009-04-19T22:07:20","date_gmt":"2009-04-20T05:07:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=1710"},"modified":"2009-04-19T22:07:20","modified_gmt":"2009-04-20T05:07:20","slug":"saki-02","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/04\/saki-02\/","title":{"rendered":"Saki 02: Saki’s mother is a porn star"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Yes way!<\/p><\/div>\n

Note that I am in no way better. \u00a0In fact, I’m even more sick. \u00a0It’s just that I’ve had half of this post typed up since who-knows-when, and the “draft” thing kept bothering me. \u00a0Will reply to comments when I’m better (or not. \u00a0I probably won’t – too lazy).<\/p>\n

For your\u00a0convenience, I’ve split this post up into two pages: one making fun of this episode of Saki (page 1), and one asplaining why Saki is as close to a parody as you’re going to get (page 2). \u00a0[Protip: Honestly, there ain’t much difference between the two pages – I got sidetracked. \u00a0Go figure.]<\/p>\n

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So basically, that means that this page will be a bunch of pictures with my witty (or wannabe-witty) captions, culminating in a series of screenshots proving that Saki’s mom is a porn star.<\/p>\n

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You’ll be dying either way<\/a>?<\/p>\n

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Saki says that winning is hard –> Shock –> The retard expresses disbelief<\/p>\n

aka: “You kidding me, Saki? \u00a0Winning ain’t hard!”<\/p>\n

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Note that Saki is holding up one hand.<\/p>\n

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See, she’s pushing one of the handles with one hand.<\/p>\n

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Oh shit, both doors opened simultaneously!
\nDamn, Saki’s got some major psychic powers going on there!<\/p>\n

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This one too!<\/p>\n

“I can sense her presense!”<\/p>\n

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PURE GENIUS.<\/p>\n

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Afternoon.<\/p>\n

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??!?!?1\/1\/1one<\/p>\n

I’m pretty sure that Saki doesn’t say anything to Nodoka before this, since she starts off with “Haramura-san.” \u00a0I guess the sun sets fast!<\/p>\n

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….says the guy who can’t seem to win anything.<\/p>\n

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That’s a big shower.<\/p>\n

…yeah.<\/p>\n

No seriously, that looks twice the size of my bathroom… and it’s a shower.<\/p>\n

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Don’t you mean Rord of the Lings<\/em>? \u00a0(no offense)<\/p>\n

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This is a porno magazine. \u00a0The title is obviously “PORNO TODAY.”<\/p>\n

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“Your mother is on page 57”<\/p>\n

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“Oh shit, it’s true!”<\/p>\n

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“I’m going to treasure this.”<\/p>\n

As revealed by this episode, Saki’s mom is actually a famous porn star who left her husband and child (children?) for her work. \u00a0Because of her influence, Saki gained an attration to females, as seen in her love for Nodoka. \u00a0Still, Saki says…<\/p>\n

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…to play “mahjong” with her again. \u00a0The “others” she mentions are Saki’s sisters, who have been manipulated by their mother to go into the business. \u00a0If Saki’s father had not left, I’m pretty sure that Saki would have said “I’m sure that Mom and the others will come back… or I’m going with them!”<\/p>\n

More crap on page two.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Frankly, I don't think you're supposed to.<\/p><\/div>\n

In my previous post about Saki<\/a>, I said that it was a parody of the sports anime.
\nI’m sticking to that.<\/p>\n

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Nodoka’s breasts seem even bigger in this episode. \u00a0Too big. \u00a0Normal girls don’t have dangos in early high school.<\/p>\n

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Shit, don’t look! \u00a0She’s using Geas-<\/p>\n

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How much more emphasis can be put on the president’s ahoge? \u00a0Not much!<\/p>\n

This overemphasis on the ahoge simply draws the viewer’s attention to the ahoge, parodying the “moving ahoge” and ahoges in general. \u00a0Lolwut.<\/p>\n

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Ah, the usual “I knew it all along” scene. \u00a0This scene is so stereotypical that Mr. Retard over there point out how cliched it really is.<\/p>\n

=> parody<\/p>\n

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That’s a shiny mahjong tile.<\/p>\n

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“Now I can afford my electricity bill!”<\/p>\n

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srs face<\/p>\n

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They’ve come to their senses by looking at Saki’s shining mahjong tile!<\/a><\/p>\n

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WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?<\/p>\n

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Mikoto wannabe.<\/p>\n

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That’s a dangerous table!<\/p>\n

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“I fell down because it was so ridiculous!”<\/p>\n

The overdramatization of the first episode was nothing compared to the insanely unbelievable scenes in this episode. \u00a0Electric, shining tiles that make people fall over… hell yeah!<\/p>\n

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Mahjong is srsbsns.<\/p><\/div>\n

In conclusion, Saki<\/em> is funny.<\/p>\n

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to kill a few more trees’ worth of tissues.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Note that I am in no way better. \u00a0In fact, I’m even more sick. \u00a0It’s just that I’ve had half of this post typed up since who-knows-when, and the “draft” thing kept bothering me. \u00a0Will reply to comments when I’m better (or not. \u00a0I probably won’t – too lazy). For your\u00a0convenience, I’ve split this post […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2zM4X-rA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}