{"id":1646,"date":"2009-04-16T16:24:50","date_gmt":"2009-04-16T23:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=1646"},"modified":"2009-04-16T16:24:50","modified_gmt":"2009-04-16T23:24:50","slug":"that-cat-from-cross-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/04\/that-cat-from-cross-game\/","title":{"rendered":"That cat from Cross Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1647\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090415170813.jpg?resize=500%2C281\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Damn, that thing is <strong>scary<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Note that this is just a random post <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">because I suck and I&#8217;m too lazy to type up a full Cross Game 02 post<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1651\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090415170716.jpg?resize=500%2C281\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s always staring at somebody. \u00a0Holy shit.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1652\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090415170748.jpg?resize=500%2C281\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Always.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1655\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot200904151709541.jpg?resize=500%2C281\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s up with the tumor at the end of its tail?<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s two enormous hairs coming out too.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1656\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/slug.png?resize=364%2C334\" alt=\"\" width=\"364\" height=\"334\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Maybe those things are feelers, and it&#8217;s really a slug in disguise.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1659\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/cat-1.png?resize=500%2C281\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You might as well have this. \u00a0Though this is pretty unsettling, there&#8217;s something about this cat&#8217;s eyes that just creeps me out.<\/p>\n<p>Plus where are its front feet? \u00a0I mean, it looks like it&#8217;s sitting down on its back legs.<\/p>\n<p>I propose changing the eyes.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1660\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/cat-3.png?resize=500%2C281\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Now ain&#8217;t that much better than this&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1661\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/cat-2.png?resize=500%2C281\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s something about the tiny-dot pupils that just doesn&#8217;t seem right. \u00a0A more oval shape is much needed.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, seriously. \u00a0I&#8217;d much sooner hug the cat from <em>Azumanga Daioh<\/em> than get within range of this monstrosity&#8217;s glare.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1662\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/13.gif?resize=150%2C113\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"113\" \/>\u00a0= superior to scarycat<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1663\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/cat-4.png?resize=500%2C340\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"340\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1664\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/cat-5.png?resize=500%2C281\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve noticed that many of my posts eventually revert to &#8220;posting awesome photoshop skills&#8221; galleries. \u00a0I&#8217;ll try and fix that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn, that thing is scary. 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