{"id":1616,"date":"2009-04-15T02:10:28","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T09:10:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=1616"},"modified":"2009-04-15T02:10:28","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T09:10:28","slug":"sengoku-basara-02-redefining-gar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/04\/sengoku-basara-02-redefining-gar\/","title":{"rendered":"Sengoku BASARA 02: Redefining GAR."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Screw gravity.<\/p><\/div>\n

This is the most gar anime ever.<\/p>\n

This post is a gallery of this episode’s manliest moments. \u00a0If you’re insecure about your manliness or have had your silver taken away<\/a>, tread with caution.<\/p>\n

Also, click on the pictures to see them in all their glory.<\/p>\n

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Look at the fear on those loincloth-wearing soldiers with doberman heads. \u00a0You think they’re wusses? \u00a0Well, if you saw Date cut through arrows in midair with six swords, you wouldn’t be off much better.<\/p>\n

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When you put two characters this<\/em> gar together, even the animation can’t rein in the sheer amount of manly power that oozes from their pores.<\/p>\n

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Once you get this gar, you don’t need silly things like faces.<\/p>\n

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Or bodies for that matter.<\/p>\n

You know what? \u00a0Screw it. \u00a0You might as well give us a blank screen. \u00a0The waves of gar emanating from the colored, animated screen are too much for ordinary men to handle.<\/p>\n

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One of the most basic skills of somebody as gar as this guy is to be able to jump onto a moving horse, gigantic axe in hand, and then charge up the side of a building.<\/p>\n

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A strong punch is key to being gar.<\/p>\n

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This guy controls the forces of nature. \u00a0He wears the most manly armor in the anime. \u00a0He has a gun. \u00a0He is voiced by Norio Wakamoto. \u00a0How much more gar can you cram into one person? \u00a0This man is so gar, his gaze alone makes the guys described above turn into pansies. \u00a0Gar? \u00a0Psh. \u00a0In front of this guy, nothing is gar.<\/p>\n

You wanna know what happens if this manliest of men meets you?<\/p>\n

You want to know what happens if you get caught in his gar waves?<\/p>\n

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That’s what happens. \u00a0The enormous amount of gar and manliness present in Oda Nobunaga is too much for an ordinary human to bear.<\/p>\n

Move over, Kamina. \u00a0 Oda Nobunaga is here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the most gar anime ever. This post is a gallery of this episode’s manliest moments. \u00a0If you’re insecure about your manliness or have had your silver taken away, tread with caution. Also, click on the pictures to see them in all their glory.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2zM4X-q4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}