{"id":1238,"date":"2009-04-09T13:06:51","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T20:06:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikoto.wordpress.com\/?p=1238"},"modified":"2009-04-09T13:06:51","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T20:06:51","slug":"ristorante-paradiso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/flomu.net\/blog\/2009\/04\/ristorante-paradiso\/","title":{"rendered":"Ristorante Paradiso 01 &#8211; 02: Old men with glasses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1240\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409021654.jpg?resize=500%2C288\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"288\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">FAIL-O-METER<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\nQuite a bit here. \u00a0The fail here is about the size of a truck.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1242\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409022016.jpg?resize=500%2C288\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"288\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1241\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409021819.jpg?resize=500%2C288\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"288\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1244\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409023919.jpg?resize=500%2C288\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"288\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1243\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409121250.jpg?resize=500%2C294\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"294\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1239\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409121300.jpg?resize=500%2C294\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"294\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Shit, it really is shoujo! \u00a0And hardcore &#8220;old guys with glasses fetish&#8221; shoujo!<\/p>\n<p>Still, I know one person who&#8217;d like this for sure (excuse the lack of a better picture with correctly colored eyes):<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1245\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1245\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1245\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/asuna.png?resize=300%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"450\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1245\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Look, I&#39;m in the same position as that sexy guy!&quot;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I was looking forward to something of a slice-of-life show with people coming to the <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">bar<\/span> restaurant and getting advice from the <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">bartender<\/span> old men with glasses.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, seriously. \u00a0If you read any of the reports about the show beforehand, that&#8217;s probably what you thought!<br \/>\nFor example, this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.animenewsnetwork.com\/news\/2009-03-25\/ristorante-paradiso-slice-of-life-anime-promos-posted\" target=\"_blank\">article on ANN<\/a> pretty much says &#8220;this is going to be a slice-of-life show, perhaps a SOC comedy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rispara.tv\/\" target=\"_blank\">The PV<\/a> (click &#8220;speciale&#8221; and then the one on the right) also didn&#8217;t really dictate this as a weird shoujo fetish romance. \u00a0The blush early on could have hinted at a romance, but the rest of the PV showed more SOC comedy aspects than anything else.<\/p>\n<p>Basically, I was looking for a good, solid SOC show (like <em>Bartender<\/em> or <em>Shinigami no Ballad<\/em>), but I got &#8220;sexy&#8221; old men with glasses.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1246\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409121125.jpg?resize=500%2C294\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"294\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1249\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot200904091210521.jpg?resize=500%2C294\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"294\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Huge noses and anorexic characters. \u00a0Not good for character design in my book.<\/p>\n<p>I liked the eyes, but the noses were just too much.<br \/>\nI found myself looking at the noses before the rest of their faces. \u00a0@__@<\/p>\n<p>Those dissidents of Code Geass, saying Lelouch was anorexic beyond belief&#8230; take a look at Claudio!<br \/>\nHe ain&#8217;t no product of CLAMP, but he&#8217;s undoubtedly as thin as, or even thinner than, Lelouch.<\/p>\n<p>And in his elderly years, looking that starved ain&#8217;t good.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1250\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409022236.jpg?resize=500%2C288\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"288\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The best part of this show for me was Nicoletta&#8217;s facial expressions.<\/p>\n<p>How can a character with eyes like that, a nose like that, and an overall character design like that compete with the best in terms of facial expressions (Nagi-sama, for one)? \u00a0I&#8217;m not quite sure, but there&#8217;s something about her that&#8217;s strangely awesome.\u00a0<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1251\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1251\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1251\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409022338.jpg?resize=450%2C259\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"259\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1251\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Random loli scene!<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1254\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1254\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1254\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409024208.jpg?resize=450%2C259\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"259\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1254\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Half-smile.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1252\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409022850.jpg?resize=500%2C288\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"288\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1259\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409121452.jpg?resize=500%2C294\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"294\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1257\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409120817.jpg?resize=500%2C294\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"294\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1258\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409120922.jpg?resize=500%2C294\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"294\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1255\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409024313.jpg?resize=500%2C288\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"288\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s up with this guy&#8217;s cheek, anyway?<br \/>\nI know he&#8217;s eating in this screenshot, but he ain&#8217;t eating in the OP, nor is he eating all the time. \u00a0His cheek is almost always puffed out&#8230;?!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1260\" src=\"http:\/\/mikoto.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/snapshot20090409121536.jpg?resize=500%2C294\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"294\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This, no doubt, has got to be the best facial expression I have ever seen.<br \/>\n100% win.<br \/>\nNow only if the rest of the anime could be like this&#8230;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Eh, I&#8217;m going to keep watching this one. \u00a0It&#8217;s definitely got some potential for epic and utter failure, and I don&#8217;t see any possibility of awesomeness in its future (happy ending in a romance like this =\/= not my type), but Nicoletta is freaking awesome and I want to know more about that cheek.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FAIL-O-METER Quite a bit here. \u00a0The fail here is about the size of a 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